I had a dream last night that I was dating Meatloaf (the singer, not Sunday dinner) and I decided it wasn’t working out, so I broke it off. He was stalking me through Whole Foods, so I called a security guard to assist me and my
Organic purchases to safety to the hotel I was living in. Meatloaf proceeded to follow me in a white camaro singing and screaming at me through his window. I raced to my hotel room with my Whole Foods purchases and he flew up to my window in a helicopter with a megaphone begging me to take him back. Somehow, he had Spider-Man abilities and shot a web to my window and climbed down the building saying he’d never forget me.
Apparently, he would do anything for love, but I won’t do that….
The moral of the story?
Don’t eat veggie soup at 10:00. Wtf?!?!?!
This marks the third bizarre celebrity dream. I have also had a relationship with Corey Feldman where we fought on a golf cart in a baseball field and I exposed a fake reality show dating game and Ben Mendelssohn aka Danny from bloodline. In that dream, I didn’t know his name and kept calling him Danny and apologizing for not knowing his name as we flew around in his airplane car.
Say no to drugs, children. (And veggie soup?)